[ He's just put some bread in the toaster (gotta get some of those Good Carbs for some Good Midterm Studyin') when the doorbell rings, startling him quite severely.
He pads on over to the door, peeps through the peephole, and is just about to let this total stranger into his home... when he spots it.
That bakery box.
He can't tell.
But it's entirely possible it contains cupcakes.
Quickly, he ducks away from the peephole and presses his back to the door... Did she see him?? Did he make a sound?? He thinks it's probably been about two weeks since Minato told him to avoid all cupcakes, and it's also possible this girl doesn't have cupcakes at all, but... he just can't risk it, can he?? ]
This is so complicated. If she's the one Minato warned him against letting in, then he has to honor the promise he made and pretend no one is home. But if she's not, then he's really being very rude! (Actually, even if she is, this is pretty rude, but he had already resigned himself to that rudeness.)
And what if this is a real delivery? He didn't order anything, but maybe Minato did.
That's it! He'll just text and ask. ...Except... no... his phone's in his room... and he doesn't think he can make it there without being spotted.
If only there were some way of knowing what's in the box!! But even if he had X-ray vision, it would be unethical to use it on an unsuspecting, un-radiation-shielded person. ]
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[ If he just keeps waiting, maybe she'll decide no one is here after all... ]
[A text comes to you in the late afternoon of February 3rd. The sender's name has been encrypted and errors out and there are no signs of who the message belongs to. Clicking on the profile of this Retrospec user brings up a picture of the Retrospec symbol.]
How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.
You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is Redzo Rugievit. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the subway and we'll go from there.
You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?
[No other messages will be sent from this account at this time.]
[ooc: Hello! You've been sorted into group 2. Your event log will go up at 9pm EST along with all of the other logs. We encourage you to read the main event log as well for more information about your recruiter and this note. In the meantime, head over to this thread on the latest mod post to meet your teammates. Thank you!]
[ Sorry, Jamie. You're going to get a scheduled email on your device! ]
I hope it's as funny to you as I thought it was!
I know we don't know each other very well but we clearly have some important memories that we will discover along thew way. I hope we can get to know one another in the process! You seem like a very nice person.
Saw his post on the network. Said I'd let him have my room for however long he needs, so I'll relocate my blankets and stuff. He was in your group, right? That's good, since he won't feel like a stranger.
[ So Malik did as he said he would and crashed there for a few nights, but once he's finally ready to bail, he leaves a note hastily scrawled on the back of an old coffee house receipt: ]
Enjoy your new blender.
[ Why didn't he just write it on the back of the blender receipt? Because he stole it. So have fun with that. Bye! ]
Um idk. I don't think I'm that picky... I don't really like cherries or white chocolate, though. (But it's not like I'd pitch a fit over it... I probably won't die without dessert)
jd jd bro you still there man i think the rapture happened or something like interstellar and i’m flipping the fuck out of my shit that i’m still here but the pans in the kitchen at abuelita’s keep making sounds and it’s getting real fuckin demonic i’m flipping my shit i didn’t smoke anything jd ???
nah the guy in interstellar got sucked into uhh a black hole and then shit got whack in another dimension but if i’m a firm believer and you be too why we still here? :o( i think i’m bout to cry
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Should I be wary of cupcakes in other contexts, too?
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Is there anything else that would be helpful for me to know?
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mid-november;
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He pads on over to the door, peeps through the peephole, and is just about to let this total stranger into his home... when he spots it.
That bakery box.
He can't tell.
But it's entirely possible it contains cupcakes.
Quickly, he ducks away from the peephole and presses his back to the door... Did she see him?? Did he make a sound?? He thinks it's probably been about two weeks since Minato told him to avoid all cupcakes, and it's also possible this girl doesn't have cupcakes at all, but... he just can't risk it, can he?? ]
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Hellooo? Anyone there? I have a delivery for you!
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This is so complicated. If she's the one Minato warned him against letting in, then he has to honor the promise he made and pretend no one is home. But if she's not, then he's really being very rude! (Actually, even if she is, this is pretty rude, but he had already resigned himself to that rudeness.)
And what if this is a real delivery? He didn't order anything, but maybe Minato did.
That's it! He'll just text and ask. ...Except... no... his phone's in his room... and he doesn't think he can make it there without being spotted.
If only there were some way of knowing what's in the box!! But even if he had X-ray vision, it would be unethical to use it on an unsuspecting, un-radiation-shielded person. ]
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[ If he just keeps waiting, maybe she'll decide no one is here after all... ]
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How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.
You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is Redzo Rugievit. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the subway and we'll go from there.
You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?
[No other messages will be sent from this account at this time.]
[ooc: Hello! You've been sorted into group 2. Your event log will go up at 9pm EST along with all of the other logs. We encourage you to read the main event log as well for more information about your recruiter and this note. In the meantime, head over to this thread on the latest mod post to meet your teammates. Thank you!]
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I hope it's as funny to you as I thought it was!
I know we don't know each other very well but we clearly have some important memories that we will discover along thew way. I hope we can get to know one another in the process! You seem like a very nice person.
Happy Valentine's Day!
♥ Orihime Inoue
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Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
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Eat a lot and stay safe!
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[ Things you should discuss with your roommate beforehand: this, probably. ]
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I guess you must've met him, then. lol
I'll clean up the kitchen and make sure there are clean blankets and things.
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He was in your group, right? That's good, since he won't feel like a stranger.
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Enjoy your new blender.
[ Why didn't he just write it on the back of the blender receipt? Because he stole it. So have fun with that. Bye! ]
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I don't know.
Around... I think?
Am I late to something?
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[ Today, which is your birthday, which Minato may or may not know, idk ]
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Um idk. I don't think I'm that picky... I don't really like cherries or white chocolate, though. (But it's not like I'd pitch a fit over it... I probably won't die without dessert)
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june 3rd!!
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bro you still there man
i think the rapture happened or something like interstellar and i’m flipping the fuck out of my shit that i’m still here but the pans in the kitchen at abuelita’s keep making sounds and it’s getting real fuckin demonic
i’m flipping my shit
i didn’t smoke anything
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[ MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS A CALL FOR HELP ]
Re: june 3rd!!
Did the rapture happen in Interstellar? I never saw that one.
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a black hole
and then shit got whack in another dimension
but if i’m a firm believer and you be too
why we still here? :o( i think i’m bout to cry
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